One day we were ⚽ with my brother or my brother was ⚽ and I kept on bothering him.He would rush and report me to mum who was busy washing clothes. She would warn me to stop my diabolic acts which were irritating her 😠.I was less bothered🕺🏿 and kept on with my shenanigans. Finally mum was fed up😖 and she came charging at me like a 🦏.I knew it was🔥and took 🏃🏿♂🏃🏿♂.She chased me out of our gate🌁 into the streets of Pangani.Mother in hot pursuit 🏃🏿♀of son🏃🏿♂🏃🏿♂.She caught up with me and gave me one 🤜🏿 that send me sprawling to the ground;face down😆.Men it was a terrific fall.😭😭.The next day my 👄were swollen you would think I was in a world war involving both Mohammed Ali and Mike Tyson 🥊🥊.I was bruised to death 👨🏾🆘⚰.Everyone is school pretended to be sympathetic😢 but they all secretly 😆😆😆😂😂 at my grotesque 👄.Back in those days mother's were more fire.Today you pinch your kid and they remove the *constitution*🇰🇪📙 and begin perusing. Happy🎂 mothers day because our mums wanted us to turn up right. They are 👑s.
